Drivers license test jokes

I don't need anyone for my crazy ride. Something that must be avoided while driving. Just joking. For some, there must be a hidden camera. Hope these funny quotes about new drivers would inspire you to be the best driver that ever lived. Driving Test Jokes A young man is taking a driving test The instructor describes a situation: "You're driving along and suddenly there are two people in front of you. A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?. A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Congratulations on being an official member of the rat race – now you can drive alongside all of us fools. I know you’re going to be a great driver; you’re related to me. You’ve passed the big test in life, figures, you’re as close to perfect as ever. You don’t know how to fail – no surprise you passed this test too.

After you have installed a new sound card and its drivers, you can test the installation through the Windows Control Panel. The Control Panel has an icon that opens a sound console. Within the sound console, you can play integrated Windows. No mercy. An Australian man caught speeding in his Lamborghini may have tried to wriggle out of a ticket by claiming to be on his way to get tested for COVID, but the excuse backfired when police called his bluff. Police spotted the driv. Scoring points is a good thing, unless it's on your driving record. Still, if you know how your state's point system works, you'll have a better game plan for keeping your license —and your auto insurance rates low. Scoring points is a good.